pain of typing my fingers bear,
my bums are stick indefinitely to chair,
my work has gifted me glasses' pair,
I call myself a Software Engineer
PHP Errors on server haunts me day & night,
warnings from manager feels like shoot at sight,
Google is my dearest peer,
I call myself a Software Engineer
Flowchart & actual code never match,
To make it work, I add a patch,
compilation without error brings me to tear,
I call myself a Software Engineer
Now-a-days chores include daily scrum,
I live on coffee and bread-crumb,
product manager is tiger & I am deer,
This is how they hunt Software Engineer
Laptop is my shield & softwares are swords,
hackathons feel like battle of lords,
headphone is a body part important than ear,
They say I am a Software Engineer
Dream is to get into Facebook or Twitter,
attracts me its glam & glitter,
they give us all money & gears,
finally that's the ambition of Software Engineer
My life has become such a mess,
stuck forever in Pursuit of Happyness,
give me one more chance, O God, I swear,
I will prefer to be a Poet than Software Engineer
