Whenever we go out, we find so many things which does not make sense at all. Here are few of them.
There are many restaurants I see now a days..to be precise Mast Kalandar, which has a Self-Service Coupon Counter and above it, in bold letters a note is written.
"If you don't get bill for the meal, your meal is free. Call ********"
I mean how rubbish and stupid above claim is. First of all, you are providing coupon counter before ordering anything. How can I person bypass paying for the food before having it??
Anyways, even if by some miracles, a person sits without purchasing a coupon and without giving it to the waiter, and waiter brings meal for him (Here we have blind-folded many obvious failures...but still thinking theoretically), if a person has enjoyed the meal freely, why in bloody consciousness a person will call on the number to tell someone that he/she have just enjoyed the free meal??
(Moreover it also includes the risk of mobile number being Restaurant Manager's number who is monitoring everybody closely, who immediately picks you in the crowd and out of shamefulness or coutesy you pay the bill giving advisary nod to the counter-guy not to repeat the mistake again, you bring yourself to losses.)
1) Urinals with glass dividers:
You will see this kind of urinals in most of the newly build/renovated malls.
Tell me what is the logic of keeping these dividers made up of glass? Any (straight) man who goes at this place is minding his own business. Why to give scope for unfortunate glance?? This is such and absurd design, and why did they put it in urinals? Architectural/Interior experiments could be done in any other part of the mall excluding toilets atleast. I believe so.
When I first saw this, I was shell-shocked and I turned back to check the partition between the toilets. Thank god, trends have not changed for them.
2) Self service counters with a note:
There are many restaurants I see now a days..to be precise Mast Kalandar, which has a Self-Service Coupon Counter and above it, in bold letters a note is written.
"If you don't get bill for the meal, your meal is free. Call ********"
I mean how rubbish and stupid above claim is. First of all, you are providing coupon counter before ordering anything. How can I person bypass paying for the food before having it??
Anyways, even if by some miracles, a person sits without purchasing a coupon and without giving it to the waiter, and waiter brings meal for him (Here we have blind-folded many obvious failures...but still thinking theoretically), if a person has enjoyed the meal freely, why in bloody consciousness a person will call on the number to tell someone that he/she have just enjoyed the free meal??
(Moreover it also includes the risk of mobile number being Restaurant Manager's number who is monitoring everybody closely, who immediately picks you in the crowd and out of shamefulness or coutesy you pay the bill giving advisary nod to the counter-guy not to repeat the mistake again, you bring yourself to losses.)
3) eBay giving the discount coupons of Rs. 50
Recently I got the promotional mail from ebay claiming to use the discount of Rs.50/- Can you just believe it? What can we buy from ebay which will be good enough for this big discount??
4) Carrer Astrology Services from TimesJob.com
Recently, I got the annoying mail from timesjob to register for some paid services. I must have been really out of any good work, as I clicked on the link and got redirected to the timesjob website. There were list of paid services out of which one got my attention. Its was Career Astrology. How oxymoronic can this thing get??? So, they were predicting your career's ups and downs based on the date on which you are born, and this bullshit is not even free??
5) If Rash Driving Call this number
Everyday on my journey to and from office, I see lots of cabs with a sticker on their back, If found rash driving, Call **********. I am quite intrigued by the fact that if the driver is really driving rashly, would we even be able to get that number. Moreover my narcissist mind tells me what if the number belongs to driver himself??
