He and She Part 2 : The Interview

She: So, I see this is your first real job.
He: Yes.
She: So, tell me about yourself. What are your current responsibilities and your roles.
He: My name is HE. I am done with my Bachelors. I have not worked on specific projects from scratch, but I have been given responsibility of managing young kids, every now and then. I am very passionate in what I do and would love to help organization to grow more by being an effective team player.
She: What kind of skill sets do you posses?
He: I am good with house cleaning. I have an expertise in Washing Utensils. I have a really good hand on washing Glassware. I have a good recommendation from my previous employer.
She: (reading through the resume) So, you used to work for Mother previously.
He: Right!
She: Pardon me, but your skills are very generic. The position for which you are applying need lot of exposure to different technologies. For example, have you ever worked in Kitchen before.
He: I have done some academic projects in Kitchen. I have done some low end automation like Tea, Coffee and Poha. If given an opportunity, I will be more than happy to work there.
She: That's fine! I am glad to see your willingness.
He: Thank You. (silent relaxing sigh)
She: I will give you a scenario. FRIENDS is being aired on TV when you are about to sit for dining. What would be your best seating position.
He: (thinks intensely for a minute) I would prefer to sit with you on dinning table maintaining the sanctity of food consumption. FRIENDS episode will definitely be repeat-telecasted or I could watch it later on Youtube as well.
She: Impressive!
She: If your nose is running, what would be your cleanup mechanism?
He: I would use Towel. (notices the frown on her temples). No, No, wait a minute, let me think. I would use a stored handkerchief from Cupboard.
She: Good Choice! You didn't mention about Washing Clothes?
He: I have not worked on any open source technology for that. In my previous company, we had a tool called WhirlPool Washing Machine, I must have forgot to mention that in my resume.
She: Here, we don't have such tool in process. Till that tools is purchased, you will have to work from scratch on some open source frameworks like Rin and Hand Brush.
He:(nods reluctantly)
She: Do you have any questions for me?
He: I would like to discuss few employee benefit programs which you organize. What will be the count for treats in a week.
She: That depends. Sunday morning will definitely be a treat. Apart from that on weekdays, you will get surprises.
He: I heard from different forums on internet about unlimited facebooking.
She: Mr. He, you must be aware that all of these are hoaxes. No other employer provide this facility, it can hamper the business goals of the organization quite badly. But, we do have unlimited 2 hours TV and 1 hour Laptop access on Sunday afternoon. Sometimes, it may be monitored or shared.
He: That will do. That's all from my side.
She: Congrats you have been selected for the position of Husband!!!
The traditional handshake is replaced here by ring exchange ceremony.