Redemption

I have done many bad things in my life knowingly or unknowingly. I may have hurt many people without intentions. But as Gita said, there is always chance for redemption. I felt the urge to punish myself to understand the pain of others. I remembered the way mentioned in the ancient christian organization called Opus Dei. The believers used to crucify their body with the knifes or other lethal instruments in order to clean up their sins and ask for forgiveness to the almighty. But I choose the most dangerous and perilous punishment for me, I decided to watch Ra.One.

Within first 10 minutes, I almost fainted. My roommate misunderstood it thinking I may have slept, but I reached deep levels of unconsciousness. Next day I again started from the point where I left. But I guess my body and mind was not strong enough to sustain the pain. Finally on 3rd day I completed the movie. The movie starts with some lame actress explaining the impossible technology in very crude way using jargon words like waves, virtualization etc. What made ShahRukh khan to create the South Indian character with curly hairs. It was a total mismatch. His lame repetitive jokes with ayyo as prefix or postfix were pathetic. Shah rukh giving lip-sing to Akon's voice was a perfect mismatch. Out of nowhere, the lights on mainframe servers starts blinking when everybody is enjoying in the party. 'Something evil is taking shape meanwhile when nobody has any clue', is typical bollywood script writing. Ra.One taking Takashi's form and that Chinese guy walking through the public with devil eyes are perfect cinematographical copies from movies like Matrix, Resident Evil. The train chase sequence ended with the copies from Speed and Spiderman. Whole CST station showed to be collapsed for no good reason. And the pathetic ending where a 12 years boy reincarnates the G.one using high end technology with home desktop. Ohh..I forgot Arjun Rampal was also there in the movie na?? He may have thought the whole shooting as some modelling competition as he could flex muscules all over his body but could not move a single muscule on face to give some expression. I thank the script writers of Ra.one to end movie when G.one reborns, because the Marriage of Kareena with Shahrukh would have reached the digestive limits of even typical bollywood watchers and rather than normal people, zombies would have come out of cinema halls.

There were movies like Tashan and Chandni Chowk to China, but no one can ever replace Ra.one. This movie will also have special place in my heart (called crap) and my hard disk (called non-recoverable permanently deleted data)